Hmph.

Don't you hate when you're out bumbling along and you come across someone who's so much better at what you like to do than you are?  I get the feeling that there are people out there who would be excited and inspired under those circumstances, but I am clearly not one of those people.

I MUST BE THE BEST, I cry, AT EVERYTHING.  IMMEDIATELY.  INCLUDING THINGS I DON'T EVEN ENJOY.  LIKE SHOOTING THINGS.  AND CHESS.  GOD DO I HATE CHESS.  I COULD SHOOT A CHESS BOARD THOUGH, AND MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUN.

And don't even think about the Chinese checkers set.

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