THERE'S SOME COFFEE IN THE POT. BUT IT'S PROBABLY COLD.
...I feel like this. After spending my days cleaning up vomit and accidents and bloody noses, then passing my nights applying to jobs from which I won't hear a response unless it's part of a cashier's check scam.
But more on all that drudgery later. I'm going to go take a shower and eat a cupcake.