I'M WRITING FICTION IN GREAT HASTE!
|IT IS VERY EXCITING!|
Image via DDIY.
|Like Bret McKenzie.|
|Or Donald Glover.|
|Jorma Taccone and Andy Samberg 2GETHA 4 EVA.|
|And then there's John Krasinski. Hiding hickeys, no doubt.|
|Even Dick Van Dyke got some moves.|
|And, of course, Redfoo, who knows how sexy he is.|
|Also: beards make you look a little chubby. |
|The manager slowly realized that opening the doors |
at 3 pm Thanksgiving day had been a terrible mistake.
|This will never be me.|
|Get ready for the Christmas party.|
|Look--look at this tiny house.|
|And this cakelele!|
|Look at the way these flower match this vintage fixie! |
See how they color-coordinate! LOOK AT THEM
|THIS COLLECTION IS CALLED "PARIS IN PINK"! TAKE IT!!|
|HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO DELIGHTFUL AND MAGICAL|
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?!! HOW IT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE!!
|I'm gon' steal yo' giant paper towels--then I'mma cut you in the deli section!|
|One week in and I'm already pooped.|
Only three weeks left to whine and procrastinate!
|"Dem Bones" never sounded so svelte.|
|Whew. All that snobbishness has been building up for weeks, |
and it is such a relief to let it all out.