THERE'S SOME COFFEE IN THE POT. BUT IT'S PROBABLY COLD.
Why This Blog Has Been Left Curled Up, Forgotten in the Corner, Like a Dirty Foundling.
2. Eating all the cheese in my apartment as soon as it enters my apartment.
3. Finding a job so I can pay for cheese once I have my own apartment.
4-1001: I wouldn't want to bore you, but "sleep" is not on there. Moving cross-country is worse than finals week.*
*So can we get over all the Facebook statuses already, please?