Perhaps the most satisfying and well-deserved of all the Guinness-drinking occasions is the after work Guinness.
|Even clowns need a day job. Those giant shoes don't grow on trees*.|
And now that my own day job is over for the weekend, I'm going to let my hair down and drink a Guinness, as well. Just like this man, I am going to replace my entire torso with a pint of the stuff, and then once I have painted half my face red and removed the skin from the other half so that my pink, stringy muscles are exposed to the world, I will take my first, long, cold sip of that thick, bitter beer and wipe off my foamy mustache with a contented sigh. Then I'll ask the barkeep to keep 'em comin'.
"Tracy gittin' shit-faced ta-NIGHT!!" I'll sing quietly to myself.
*But what if they did?!
Images via Brookston Beer Bulletin, The Invisible Agent.