THERE'S SOME COFFEE IN THE POT. BUT IT'S PROBABLY COLD.
My wonderful, darling, innocent roommate has a lot of products that keep her looking all kinds of pretty. One of these is a facial cleanser called "Morning Burst: In-Shower Facial." It makes me giggle every time I take a shower.
...And it's times like this when I'm certain that I really am a twelve-year-old boy trapped in a grown woman's body.