...Please don't stone me.
But I mean, really, Martha. C'man. Page after page of insubstantial, blurby interviews with dress designers? That feature was spread like a model on a catwalk: toooo thin. And this assault of the neon jewel motif? Like a college highlighter party had a baby with Pollyanna.
And don't even get me started on that English wedding that's making everyone swoon. HAVE YOU SEEN THE FLOWER GIRL DRESSES?!
|There are no words snarky enough to express my disgust.|
I could tell you exactly what I think about that wedding dress, but I'm trying to forget I ever saw it. Ginger Rogers is rolling over in her grave.
The cover, however, was lovely.
|Oh, Martha. I had such high hopes.|
Images via Martha Stewart's kr3w.