|NOW DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MY HEAD IS TWELVE INCHES LONG?|
Here are some actual sentences that came out of my mouth over the past few days:
"Do you think it would be funny if I gave the kids Dum-Dums and Airheads as prizes?"
"Sometimes I want to stop and ask the kids, 'Have you always been this dumb?' "
"Can I get this mat for my classroom?"
Clearly, teaching kindergarten is a calling. But it may not be mine.
Image via The Invincible.