Sunday Snark: Cookie Extravaganza

In the spirit of giving, this edition of Sunday Snark features a quadruple batch of well-meaning mockery and derision.  Enjoy with a tall glass of milk.  And by milk I mean whiskey.

Tonight we gon' see if gingerbread men really bleed white.

What to do with a $100,000 degree in modern art.

Because Christmas is color-blind.  And also regular blind.

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

Images via Zelda Lily, yummy-awesome, Gluten-Free Girl, The Garden Window.