Not Suitable for...Anywhere.

I think the California heat wave is getting to everyone.  Today, my ass was slapped by a five-year-old boy.

When I turned around, shocked, he winked and said, "Hey, Teach, you wanna hit up the malt shop after school?"  He had to be in bed by seven, but we still managed to have a lovely evening.*

This is probably in poor taste.

*That's gross.


Image via Breeleed.