THERE'S SOME COFFEE IN THE POT. BUT IT'S PROBABLY COLD.
Whisky Cooler Talk
I'm pretty sure having this in the break room would boost my productivity by about seven thousand percent. Mostly because this fantasy life would involve me being a Famous Writer, and I firmly support Hemingway's belief that one should "write drunk; edit sober."
On the other hand, were this located in the teacher's lounge, it certainly couldn't make teaching kindergarten any worse.