Things I Like

Unintentional puns.  Real-life example:

"I usually become ravenous anywhere from midnight to 2 AM.  Last night I squatted with my nose in the fridge for twenty minutes at 1 in the morning, scrounging for something to satisfy my appetite.  I ended up eating a buttload of ham by the light of the refrigerator."

The first hipster pig describes his choice of tattoos as "ironic."

Image via The Whiskey Chicken.

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